"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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If My Dog Is Bothering You I Can Lock You In the Other Room Sticker

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If Only Closed Minds Came With Closed Mouths Sticker

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If They Can Affect Policy They Can Pay Taxes Sticker

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If You Support Fascism We Can't Be Friends Sticker

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Imagine Being Afraid of Drag Queens and Books T-Shirt

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Imagine Being Scared of Diversity But Not Dictatorship Sticker

Imagine Being Scared of Diversity But Not Dictatorship Sticker

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Imagine Being Scared of Diversity but Not Dictatorship T-Shirt

Imagine Being Scared of Diversity but Not Dictatorship T-Shirt

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Imagine Hating Immigrants More Than Pedophiles Sticker

Imagine Hating Immigrants More Than Pedophiles Sticker

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Imagine Hating Immigrants More Than Pedophiles T-Shirt

Imagine Hating Immigrants More Than Pedophiles T-Shirt

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Imagine Hating Me & I'm Just Collecting Stickers Sticker

Imagine Hating Me & I'm Just Collecting Stickers Sticker

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Immigrants Aren't Criminals But the President Is Sticker

Immigrants Aren't Criminals But the President Is Sticker

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In A Fucking Mood Give Me Food 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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