"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

Gilmore Ghouls T-Shirt (Long Sleeve)

Gilmore Ghouls T-Shirt (Long Sleeve)

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Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Human Rights Sticker

Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Human Rights Sticker

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Girls Will Be Girls Mantis Sticker

Girls Will Be Girls Mantis Sticker

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Girls Will Be Girls Praying Mantis T-Shirt

Girls Will Be Girls Praying Mantis T-Shirt

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Girls Will Be Girls Sticker

Girls Will Be Girls Sticker

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Girls Will Be Girls T-Shirt

Girls Will Be Girls T-Shirt

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Give Me A Freakin' Minute I'm Overstimulated 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Give Me A Freakin' Minute I'm Overstimulated 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Give Me A Freakin' Minute I'm Overstimulated Sticker

Give Me A Freakin' Minute I'm Overstimulated Sticker

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Give Us This Day Our Daily Meds Sticker

Give Us This Day Our Daily Meds Sticker

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Giving Fucks Sticker

Giving Fucks Sticker

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Go Fish Sticker

Go Fish Sticker

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Go Forth and Be Fucking Awesome Today Sticker

Go Forth and Be Fucking Awesome Today Sticker

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God Created Men and Sent Taylor Swift Sticker

God Created Men and Sent Taylor Swift Sticker

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Going Into a Damn Spiral. Anyone Need Anything? Sticker

Going Into a Damn Spiral. Anyone Need Anything? Sticker

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Good Luck Babe Sticker

Good Luck Babe Sticker

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Good Things Are Coming Sticker

Good Things Are Coming Sticker

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