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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

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Coffee Doesn't Help I'm Still A Bitch Sticker

Name: Coffee Doesn't Help I'm Still A Bitch Sticker
Brand: Cussing Carrie's
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I don't drink coffee, so I don't think it would help me, either.

Holographic vinyl sticker, approx 3.3 inches wide. UV and water resistant.

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Coffee Doesn't Help I'm Still A Bitch Sticker

Coffee Doesn't Help I'm Still A Bitch Sticker

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