"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

Collection: Holidays 2024

Time to get festive! Tees, totes, onesies, stickers and more to help you celebrate!

A Very Feral Christmas Carol T-Shirt

A Very Feral Christmas Carol T-Shirt

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Poinsettias Are Red Tee

Poinsettias Are Red Tee

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Feline Festive As Fuck 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Feline Festive As Fuck 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Booked for the Holidays Tee

Booked for the Holidays Tee

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My First Christmas Onesie

My First Christmas Onesie

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Good-ish This Year Onesie

Good-ish This Year Onesie

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Sorta Merry, Sorta Scary T-Shirt

Sorta Merry, Sorta Scary T-Shirt

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