"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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In My Feminine Rage Era Sticker

In My Feminine Rage Era Sticker

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Stop Pretending Your Racism Is Patriotism You Fascist Fucks Sticker

Stop Pretending Your Racism Is Patriotism You Fascist Fucks Sticker

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Just Sitting Here Watching The Unhinged Trash Take Itself Out Sticker

Just Sitting Here Watching The Unhinged Trash Take Itself Out Sticker

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You Are Safe With Me Blue Lotus Sticker

You Are Safe With Me Blue Lotus Sticker

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You're In A Fucking Cult Kool-Aid Sticker

You're In A Fucking Cult Kool-Aid Sticker

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Not Your Fucking Handmaid Sticker

Not Your Fucking Handmaid Sticker

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A Woman's Place Is In the Resistance Sticker

A Woman's Place Is In the Resistance Sticker

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Heartbroken US Sticker

Heartbroken US Sticker

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Don't Look At Me I Didn't Vote For Him Sticker

Don't Look At Me I Didn't Vote For Him Sticker

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It's My Flag Too Sticker

It's My Flag Too Sticker

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Super Calloused Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS Sticker

Super Calloused Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS Sticker

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Mind Your Own Damn Business My Body My Choice Sticker

Mind Your Own Damn Business My Body My Choice Sticker

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When Injustice Becomes Law Resistance Becomes Duty Sticker

When Injustice Becomes Law Resistance Becomes Duty Sticker

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Tears of the Patriarchy Sticker

Tears of the Patriarchy Sticker

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Stop Pretending That Your Racism Is Patriotism Sticker

Stop Pretending That Your Racism Is Patriotism Sticker

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We Add More Genders Every Time You Complain Sticker

We Add More Genders Every Time You Complain Sticker

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