"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Fucking Small Talk Survivor Sticker

Fucking Small Talk Survivor Sticker

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Don't Fuck With Me I Will Haunt You Sticker

Don't Fuck With Me I Will Haunt You Sticker

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Diet Coke Slut Sticker

Diet Coke Slut Sticker

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Bridge Burner Sticker

Bridge Burner Sticker

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Don't Embarrass Me Motherfucker Sticker

Don't Embarrass Me Motherfucker Sticker

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Come Out At Your Own Pace Sticker

Come Out At Your Own Pace Sticker

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Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Pansexual Pride Sticker

Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Pansexual Pride Sticker

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Dr. Pepper Slut Sticker

Dr. Pepper Slut Sticker

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La Croix Girlie Sticker

La Croix Girlie Sticker

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All Evil Eye Will Be Sent Back to the Sender Sticker

All Evil Eye Will Be Sent Back to the Sender Sticker

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Burnt The Fuck Out Yet Remaining Optimistic Sticker

Burnt The Fuck Out Yet Remaining Optimistic Sticker

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I'm Not Anti-Social, I Just Don't Like You Sticker

I'm Not Anti-Social, I Just Don't Like You Sticker

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Delulu Meter Sticker

Delulu Meter Sticker

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Tears of My Enemies Teddy Bear Sticker

Tears of My Enemies Teddy Bear Sticker

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Very Demure Very Mindful Sticker

Very Demure Very Mindful Sticker

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I Salt My Food With the Tears of My Enemies

I Salt My Food With the Tears of My Enemies

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