"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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RN Doesn't Stand For Refreshments and Narcotics Stickers

RN Doesn't Stand For Refreshments and Narcotics Stickers

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I'm Trained To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It Sticker

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Don't Look Back You're Not Going That Way Sticker

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This Is Just A Chapter: Not The Whole Story Sticker

This Is Just A Chapter: Not The Whole Story Sticker

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Shit Could Be A Lot Worse Sticker

Shit Could Be A Lot Worse Sticker

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Did I Stutter? Sticker

Did I Stutter? Sticker

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Mr. Rogers and Officer Clemmons Swimming Pool Sticker

Mr. Rogers and Officer Clemmons Swimming Pool Sticker

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VOTE sticker

VOTE sticker

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She Believed She Could But She Was Really Tired So She Didn't Sticker

She Believed She Could But She Was Really Tired So She Didn't Sticker

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MEEP MEEP Beaker Sticker

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I Am The Liberal, Pro-Choice Feminist You Were Warned About

I Am The Liberal, Pro-Choice Feminist You Were Warned About

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My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Sticker

My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Sticker

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Go Make Some Dick Laws Or Something Sticker

Go Make Some Dick Laws Or Something Sticker

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