"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

Welcome to Cussing Carrie's sweary corner of the Interwebz! Get free shipping on orders over $50 with code 50FREESHIP

"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

Collection: Home page

I Want To Live In A World Where It's Easier To Buy Taylor Swift Tickets Than An AR-15

I Want To Live In A World Where It's Easier To Buy Taylor Swift Tickets Than An AR-15

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Pay Me Like A White Man Sticker

Pay Me Like A White Man Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Love Thy Neighbor Sticker

Love Thy Neighbor Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Swear Bear Sticker - Eat Shit

Sold out

Swear Bear Sticker - Eat Shit

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per

Sold out
Swear Bear Sticker - Smile Bitch

Sold out

Swear Bear Sticker - Smile Bitch

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per

Sold out
Swear Bear Sticker - Fuck Your Feelings

Sold out

Swear Bear Sticker - Fuck Your Feelings

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per

Sold out
Swear Bear Sticker - Dead Inside

Swear Bear Sticker - Dead Inside

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Swear Bear Sticker - Get Fucked

Swear Bear Sticker - Get Fucked

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Swear Bear Sticker - Fuck Off

Sold out

Swear Bear Sticker - Fuck Off

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per

Sold out
Swear Bear Sticker - Kiss My Ass

Swear Bear Sticker - Kiss My Ass

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Look What I Can Do! Stuart Sticker

Look What I Can Do! Stuart Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Mr. Rogers Blue Cardigan Sticker

Mr. Rogers Blue Cardigan Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
No Mistakes Just Happy Little Accidents Sticker

No Mistakes Just Happy Little Accidents Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Cuz Fuck 'em. That's Why!! Popcopy Sticker

Cuz Fuck 'em. That's Why!! Popcopy Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Mr. Rogers Red Cardigan Sweater Sticker

Mr. Rogers Red Cardigan Sweater Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per
Uteruses Before Duderuses Sticker

Uteruses Before Duderuses Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Unit price per