"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Pride Magnet

Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Pride Magnet

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Dead Ass Fucking Tired Club Member Magnet

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Protect Trans Kids Magnet

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Spooky Liberal Feminist Witch Sticker

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Don't Be A Cuntcake Sticker

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Stay Positive Battery Sticker

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Count Von Count Zero Fucks Given Sticker

Count Von Count Zero Fucks Given Sticker

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We Are The Weirdos Mister Sticker

We Are The Weirdos Mister Sticker

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I Fall Asleep to True Crime Sticker

I Fall Asleep to True Crime Sticker

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Not In the Mood Sticker

Not In the Mood Sticker

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Gay Children of Straight Parents Support Group Sticker

Gay Children of Straight Parents Support Group Sticker

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I Like Animals, Alcohol, and Maybe Three People Sticker

I Like Animals, Alcohol, and Maybe Three People Sticker

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Live Love Loaf Sticker

Live Love Loaf Sticker

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Cats Won't Tell the Cops Where Your Drugs Are Sticker

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Cowgirl Frog Sticker

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Kitty Antidepressant Sticker

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