"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Pansexual Pride Magnet

Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Pansexual Pride Magnet

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Not All Disabilities Are Visible Magnet

Not All Disabilities Are Visible Magnet

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Mentally At Home With My Dog Magnet

Mentally At Home With My Dog Magnet

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Please Hesitate to Reach Out to Me Magnet

Please Hesitate to Reach Out to Me Magnet

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In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Magnet

In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Magnet

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Women Don't Owe You Shit Magnet

Women Don't Owe You Shit Magnet

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I Read Banned Books Magnet

I Read Banned Books Magnet

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Safe Space Magnet

Safe Space Magnet

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Social Gathering Survivor Magnet

Social Gathering Survivor Magnet

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice Feminist You Were Warned About Magnet

I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice Feminist You Were Warned About Magnet

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No Spoons Left Only Freakin' Knives Magnet

No Spoons Left Only Freakin' Knives Magnet

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In My Feminine Rage Era Magnet

In My Feminine Rage Era Magnet

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Y'all Means All And That's That Magnet

Y'all Means All And That's That Magnet

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Ally AF Magnet

Ally AF Magnet

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Lions Heart Magnet

Lions Heart Magnet

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It's Not Pie Magnet

It's Not Pie Magnet

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