"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

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“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

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"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Resist Fascism - Hold the Line T-Shirt (Collaboration with Steph Day)

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Dear World, We're Sorry T-Shirt

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Resist Roar Unite T-Shirt

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When Injustice Becomes Law Resistance Becomes Duty T-Shirt

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Woke Proud To Give a Damn T-shirt

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This is Anything But Normal T-Shirt

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We the People Are Sick of These Assholes T-Shirt

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When Injustice Becomes Law Resistance Becomes Duty T-Shirt

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Foxtrot Delta Tango T-Shirt

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Have the Day You Voted For T-Shirt

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Sorry For Having Great Tits And Correct Opinions T-Shirt

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