"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Busy Doing Neurodivergent Burn Out Shit

Busy Doing Neurodivergent Burn Out Shit

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Roses Are Red Pages Are Torn Sticker

Roses Are Red Pages Are Torn Sticker

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You Make Me Wish I Had More Middle Fingers Sticker v. 1

You Make Me Wish I Had More Middle Fingers Sticker v. 1

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Safe Space Sticker

Safe Space Sticker

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You Make Me Wish I Had More Middle Fingers Sticker v. 2

You Make Me Wish I Had More Middle Fingers Sticker v. 2

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Rootin' Tootin' Sticker

Rootin' Tootin' Sticker

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Sometimes You Just Need a Nug Sticker

Sometimes You Just Need a Nug Sticker

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No Coffee No Workee Sticker

No Coffee No Workee Sticker

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World's Ending Froggie Sticker

World's Ending Froggie Sticker

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I Feel Like Freakin' Garbage Sticker

I Feel Like Freakin' Garbage Sticker

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I Read Banned Books Black Kitty Sticker

I Read Banned Books Black Kitty Sticker

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Sink the Rich Sticker

Sink the Rich Sticker

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It's Fine I'm Fine Everything's Freakin' Fine Dumpster Fire Sticker

It's Fine I'm Fine Everything's Freakin' Fine Dumpster Fire Sticker

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Don't Freakin' Touch Me Sticker

Don't Freakin' Touch Me Sticker

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I Wet My Plants Sticker

I Wet My Plants Sticker

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Anxious But Cute As Fuck Sticker

Anxious But Cute As Fuck Sticker

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